Functioning at Minimum Capacity | Women's Baby Tee
Lightweight, cropped, and wryly honest — this baby tee speaks for mornings when coffee hasn't quite arrived. The fitted silhouette and crew neckline sit close to the body without feeling restrictive, while the soft cotton-poly blend stretches with you through quick errands or slow weekends. A low-key, black typewritten phrase across the front adds dry humor to casual wardrobes, slipping easily under a denim jacket or pairing with high-waisted jeans. It's the kind of staple that shows who you are without shouting: a little tired, a little wry, and totally yourself.
Product features
- Cropped baby tee fit with a throwback-style hem
- 60% cotton / 40% polyester lightweight fabric with gentle stretch
- Short sleeves and classic crew neckline for versatile layering
- Inclusive sizing from S to XL
- Breathable, soft material suitable for year-round wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (chest), in | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.80 | 19.00 |
| Width (bottom), in | 14.50 | 15.50 | 16.80 | 18.00 |
| Length (front), in | 18.50 | 19.00 | 19.50 | 20.00 |
| Across shoulders, in | 14.20 | 14.50 | 14.90 | 15.20 |